January 2010
77 posts
Aww this made me cry:'(
chrismasters:
lieannchu:
jeejeeisyours:
meisdaven:
dreamstitcher:
DONT STOP READING THIS OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO U… boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren’t u there? girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor. boy- oh really? y? girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all. boy- oh girl- so what did we do in math 2day? boy- u didnt miss nuthing that great. just lots of notes girl- ok...
Things not to say during SEX
chrismasters:
• i have to poop
• smile for the camera
• get off me! i’ll do it myself.
• this is your first time right?
• you’re almost as good as my ex.
• when is this suppose to feel good huh?
• i thought you had the keys for the handcuffs?
• keep it down! my mother is a light sleeper.
• hey! my friends are right. you’re good.
• on second thought, let’s turn the lights off.
• i’m...