Jan
4
Things not to say during SEX
• i have to poop
• smile for the camera
• get off me! i’ll do it myself.
• this is your first time right?
• you’re almost as good as my ex.
• when is this suppose to feel good huh?
• i thought you had the keys for the handcuffs?
• keep it down! my mother is a light sleeper.
• hey! my friends are right. you’re good.
• on second thought, let’s turn the lights off.
• i’m sobering up and you’re getting UGLY!
• but everybody looks funny naked.
• do i have to pay for this?
• no! you’re too fat to be on top!
• actually, your sister likes it like this.
• what is your name again?
• hold on! let me change the channel.
• um! i think the condom broke 5 minutes ago!
